Well I always liked the "If you're going to read this, don't bother." From Chuck Palahniuk's "Choke" and by the same author, "Rant" leads with "Like most people I didn't meet and talk to Rant Casey until after he was dead."  I can't remember for the life of me how "Basic Eight" by Daniel Handler starts but I think it also has a good one liner and I ( Read more... )

and I have 3 little stuffed giraffes and they are cute ( Read more... )

Well I didn't think I was going to post today but I just had one tiny thing to say and then I'll be off ( Read more... )